In the case of an earthquake hitting Las Vegas, be sure to go straight to the Keno Lounge. Nothing ever gets hit there. ~Author Unknown
Now and then it's good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
American women are fools because they try to be everything to everybody. ~Viva
Don't explain computers to laymen. Simpler to explain sex to a virgin. ~Robert A. Heinlein
Democracy is the only system that persists in asking the powers that be whether they are the powers that ought to be. ~Sydney J. Harris
Quilters know all the angles. ~Author Unknown
A speech is poetry: cadence, rhythm, imagery, sweep! A speech reminds us that words, like children, have the power to make dance the dullest beanbag of a heart. ~Peggy Noonan
Occident: The part of the world lying west (or east) of the Orient. It is largely inhabited by Christians, a powerful subtribe of the Hypocrites, whose principal industries are murder and cheating, which they are pleased to call "war" and "commerce." These, also, are the principal industries of the Orient. ~Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary
A great many people think that polysyllables are a sign of intelligence. ~Barbara Walters
Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. ~Author Unknown
May you live all the days of your life. ~Irish blessing, also attributed to Jonathan Swift
The fact is always obvious much too late, but the most singular difference between happiness and joy is that happiness is a solid and joy a liquid. ~J.D. Salinger
Live in rooms full of light. ~Cornelius Celsus
Never is a long, long word, but it's less frustrating than "God knows when." ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
The night sky is a miracle of infinitude. ~Terri Guillemets
Forget love - I'd rather fall in chocolate! ~Sandra J. Dykes
A poem begins with a lump in the throat. ~Robert Frost
It is the flag just as much of the man who was naturalized yesterday as of the men whose people have been here many generations. ~Henry Cabot Lodge
I get sick of listening to straight people complain about, "Well, hey, we don't have a heterosexual-pride day, why do you need a gay-pride day?" I remember when I was a kid I'd always ask my mom: "Why don't we have a Kid's Day? We have a Mother's Day and a Father's Day, but why don't we have a Kid's Day?" My mom would always say, "Every day is Kid's Day." To all those heterosexuals that bitch about gay pride, I say the same thing: Every day is heterosexual-pride day! Can't you people enjoy your banquet and not piss on those of us enjoying our crumbs over here in the corner? ~Rob Nash
Do not wait for leaders; do it alone, person to person. ~Mother Teresa
When we are afraid we ought not to occupy ourselves with endeavoring to prove that there is no danger, but in strengthening ourselves to go on in spite of the danger. ~Mark Rutherford
Music is the universal language of mankind. ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, Outre-Mer
If we have no peace, it is because we have forgotten that we belong to each other. ~Mother Teresa
Don't water your weeds. ~Proverb
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