True remorse is never just a regret over consequence; it is a regret over motive. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes. ~William James
If we cannot live so as to be happy, let us at least live so as to deserve it. ~Immanuel Hermass von Fichte
The most difficult part of attaining perfection is finding something to do for an encore. ~Author Unknown
If love does not know how to give and take without restrictions, it is not love, but a transaction that never fails to lay stress on a plus and a minus. ~Emma Goldman, The Tragedy of Women's Emancipation
Men enjoy being thought of as hunters, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women, on the other hand, love to hunt, but would rather nobody knew it. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
True friends stab you in the front. ~Oscar Wilde
Prize fighters can sometimes read and write when they start - but they can't when they finish. ~Martin H. Fischer
A person is never happy except at the price of some ignorance. ~Anatole France
In Arizona, shade trees are your best friends. (And occasionally the basis of small civil wars over parking.) ~Author Unknown
When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities. ~Matt Groening
A good example has twice the value of good advice. ~Author Unknown
Skin does not equal sin. ~Author Unknown
I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich. ~Dan Wilcox and Thad Mumford, "Identity Crisis," M*A*S*H
The advantage of growing up with siblings is that you become very good at fractions. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
I miss thee, my Mother! Thy image is still
A nickel will get you on the subway, but garlic will get you a seat. ~Old New York Proverb
I like naked women. I'm a bloke. I'm supposed to like them. We're born like that. We like naked women as soon as we're pulled out of one.... When man invented fire, he didn't say, "Hey, let's cook." He said, "Great, now we can see naked bottoms in the dark"... The story of male achievement through the ages, feeble though it may have been, has been the story of our struggle to get a better look at your bottoms. ~Coupling, "Inferno," 2 June 2000, written by Steven Moffat
A penny will hide the biggest star in the Universe if you hold it close enough to your eye. ~Samuel Grafton
Faith and knowledge lean largely upon each other in the practice of medicine. ~Peter Mere Latham
For years it has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my husband numerous times at parties that it's time to go home. It has been a source of relief to a dinner companion. It has been a status symbol in the maternity ward. ~Erma Bombeck, about her wedding ring
Let us grant that the pursuit of mathematics is a divine madness of the human spirit, a refuge from the goading urgency of contingent happenings. ~Alfred North Whitehead
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions. ~Woody Allen
"Know thyself?" If I knew myself, I'd run away. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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