
The camera cannot lie, but it can be an accessory to untruth. ~Harold Evans, "Pictures on a Page"

Life is little more than a loan shark: It exacts a very high rate of interest for the few pleasures it concedes. ~Luigi Pirandello

The great ages of prose are the ages in which men shave. The great ages of poetry are those in which they allow their beards to grow. ~Robert Lynd

End discrimination. Hate everybody. ~Elle Eden

There are three stages of a man's life: He believes in Santa Claus, he doesn't believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus. ~Author Unknown

It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. ~Groucho Marx

Given enough coffee, I could rule the world. ~Author Unknown

Don't tell your friends about your indigestions: "How are you!" is a greeting, not a question. ~Arthur Guiterman, A Poet's Proverbs

My mother took me to a psychiatrist when I was fifteen because she thought I was a latent homosexual. There was nothing latent about it. ~Amanda Bearse

We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly by embracing one another. ~Luciano de Crescenzo

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days. ~Totie Fields

We are at the very beginning of time for the human race. It is not unreasonable that we grapple with problems. But there are tens of thousands of years in the future. Our responsibility is to do what we can, learn what we can, improve the solutions, and pass them on. ~Richard P. Feynman

Things are never so bad they can't be made worse. ~From the movie The African Queen

A man ought not never to get drunk above the neck. ~Author Unknown

Don't park in the spaces marked, "Reserved for Umpires." ~John McSherry

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. ~Author Unknown

Sometimes life's Hell. But hey! Whatever gets the marshmallows toasty. ~J. Andrew Helt

Ink on paper is as beautiful to me as flowers on the mountains; God composes, why shouldn't we? ~Terri Guillemets

Don't fool yourself that important things can be put off till tomorrow; they can be put off forever, or not at all. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960
If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws. ~Author Unknown
I didn't want to tell the tree or weed what it was. I wanted it to tell me something and through me express its meaning in nature. ~Wynn Bullock
In composing, as a general rule, run your pen through every other word you have written; you have no idea what vigor it will give your style. ~Sydney Smith
Then I commended mirth, because a man hath no better thing under the sun, than to eat, and to drink, and to be merry: for that shall abide with him of his labour the days of his life, which God giveth him under the sun. ~Ecclesiastes 8:15
People are always asking about the good old days. I say, why don't you say the good now days? ~Robert M. Young
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